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Q. What do you call the person who brings a Rancor its dinner?
A. The appetizer
Q. What goes ha-ha-ha-thump?
A. A droid laughing its head off.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends.
Two droids were talking to each other.
The first one asked, "Did you beat the Wookiee at Sabacc?"
The second one answered, "Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg."
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